The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad O4 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.05 billion J o Jian Capture Squad O4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad O4ian economy, worth 758 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,151 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad O4's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad O4 is ranked 283,746^th in the world and 1^st in Stuff for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.