The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad Y8 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.686 billion J o Jian Capture Squad Y8ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad Y8ian economy, worth 686 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,703 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad Y8's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad Y8 is ranked 132,221^st in the world and 1^st in Ebay for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,703.35 Standard Monetary Units.