The Republic of Ja red is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Ja redians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Ja redian economy, worth 357 billion Afriks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,655 Afriks , but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,809 per year while the poor average 2,799, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ja red's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ja red is ranked 242,124^th in the world and 1,297^th in the Outback for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.