The Emirate of Java and Soumatra is a small, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 26 million Indons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Javanise economy, worth 1.13 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,607 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

JAS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and Javanise watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Java and Soumatra's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Java and Soumatra is ranked 56,514^th in the world and 2^nd in Organization Islam United for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.