| Population | 22.001 billion |
| Capital | Homma |
| Leader | George Francis |
| Faith | Protestantism |
| Currency | guilder |
| Animal | squirrel |
The Republic of Jefulleis is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by George Francis with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.001 billion Jefulleisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homma. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jefulleisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,111 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,793 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jefulleis's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Jefulleis is ranked 16,176th in the world and 1st in Protocale for Largest Populations, with 22.0 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jefulleis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
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Jefulleis, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
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Jefulleis, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
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Jefulleis, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
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Jefulleis, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
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Jefulleis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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Jefulleis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Jefulleis, the proper etiquette for eating Jefulleisian cuisine is to snort it.
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Jefulleis, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
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Jefulleis, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.














































