The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by J with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, devout population of 10.478 billion Jermen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 4,064 trillion Mincoes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 387,903 Mincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, edutainment video games are taking Jermi's students to the next level, the government has enacted freedom of information, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lunaism.

Jermi is ranked 780^th in the world and 1^st in Palatine for Highest Poor Incomes, with 305,133.66 Standard Monetary Units.