The Subsidized Union of Jermi is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 10.66 billion Jermen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeinburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jermian economy, worth a remarkable 4,179 trillion Mincoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,087 Mincoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Jeinburg" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. Jermi's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lunaism.

Jermi is ranked 1,287^th in the world and 1^st in Palatine for Highest Average Incomes, with 392,087.89 Standard Monetary Units.