The Farming Outpost of Jiucai 59 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.968 billion Jiucaian Rotenaplistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiucaian Rotenaplistaniani economy, worth 604 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,752 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the military's newest toy broadcasts Jiucai 59's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiucai 59's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jiucai 59 is ranked 119,240^th in the world and 254^th in the rotenaples for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 658.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.