The Farming Outpost of Jiucai 80 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The humorless, devout population of 5.004 billion Jiucaian Rotenaplistanis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiucaian Rotenaplistaniani economy, worth 587 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,327 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Jiucaian Rotenaplistaniani military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiucai 80's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jiucai 80 is ranked 316,453^rd in the world and 261^st in the rotenaples for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.