The Farming Outpost of Jiucai 9C is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.017 billion Jiucai 9Cians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiucai 9Cian economy, worth 653 trillion Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,345 Rotenaplistani Trade Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, every week is blindness awareness week, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiucai 9C's national animal is the Rotenaplistani Aplix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jiucai 9C is ranked 231,342^nd in the world and 167^th in the rotenaples for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.