The Commonwealth of Joe Army is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jose Rodriguez with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.245 billion Nexiums are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kvet. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Joe Armyian economy, worth 286 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,453 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Dollars on liquor and tobacco. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joe Army's national animal is the budgie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Joedism.

Joe Army is ranked 55,931^st in the world and 1^st in WASR for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.66 law-abiding acts per hour.