The Empire of Jogranda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by João Lisbôa Damásio Coelho with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 4.57 billion Jograndenses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jograndalândia. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jograndense economy, worth 645 trillion Dólar Jograndenses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,200 Dólar Jograndenses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jogranda's national animal is the Leão, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Jogranda is ranked 135,020^th in the world and 7,161^st in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,156.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.