The Low-Quality Roblox Meme Hub of United States Of Alpha is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by NotJustBry4 with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.438 billion Alphanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiatopia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alphanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion pingas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 314,622 pingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'noobdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, Alphanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United States Of Alpha's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is losing your sanity.

United States Of Alpha is ranked 2,535^th in the world and 113^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 201,922.13 Standard Monetary Units.