The Rogue Nation of John heartholm is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by john heartholm with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.238 billion John heartholmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of piletopia. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient John heartholmian economy, worth 113 trillion pilers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,581 pilers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the new intercity submarine SSN Im Piling All Over Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, and only government officials may operate computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John heartholm's national animal is the im piling all over, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John heartholm is ranked 289,460^th in the world and 2^nd in Frimaire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -37.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.