The Sexyness of Jonathan O Neill is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 34.59 billion Jonathan O Neillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jack O'Neill . The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Jonathan O Neillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,859 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jonathan O Neill successfully hosted the Stargate Olympics, divorce is illegal, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonathan O Neill's national animal is the entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonathan O Neill is ranked 21,088^th in the world and 3^rd in Stargate for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,241.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.