The Empire of Jonopolis13 is a mid-sized, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 99 million Jonopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jonopolis13ian economy, worth 5.71 trillion KIS a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,714 KIS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and there is something rotten in the state of Jonopolis13. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonopolis13's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jonopolis13 is ranked 120,744^th in the world and 42^nd in Kantrias for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.