The Free Land of Jottwehdeh is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 6.895 billion Jottwehdehians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Bendinnaroed. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jottwehdehian economy, worth 951 trillion Handshakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,055 Handshakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, Gecko is one of the most popular forenames in Jottwehdeh, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and raccoons are plump and satiated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jottwehdeh's national animal is the Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jottwehdeh is ranked 11,948^th in the world and 545^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 115,618.65 Standard Monetary Units.