The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.507 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,127 Raisins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 3,255^th in the world and 193^rd in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.65 percentage of bribes refused.