The Grand Duchy of Mueslibar is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Duke of Nuttyngham with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, conspicuous electricity pylons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.383 billion Mueslibarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oats. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mueslibarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Raisins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,786 Raisins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the bum of The Duke of Nuttyngham has been voted the most recognisable in Mueslibar, and AI citizens are criticized for being robotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mueslibar's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of the Corn.

Mueslibar is ranked 329,430^th in the world and 17,858^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.