The Republic of Jumanjitania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Gherardo Viganò with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.03 billion Jumanjitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jumanji. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The powerhouse Jumanjitanian economy, worth 939 trillion jumas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,631 jumas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jumanjitania's national animal is the King vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jumanjitania is ranked 4,565^th in the world and 1^st in Jumanji for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11,893.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.