The Nomadic Peoples of Kaczynskia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aragorn with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 9.787 billion Kaczynskians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zerzan. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaczynskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Teds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,597 Teds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Aragorn Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaczynskia's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever.

Kaczynskia is ranked 14,549^th in the world and 357^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 124.16 kickbacks per hour.