Population | 11.775 billion |
Capital | Kamakasi |
Leader | Kamakasi Kid |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Reindeer |
The Karma of Kamakura Kid is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kamakasi Kid with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.775 billion Kamakura Kidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamakasi. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kamakura Kidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,906 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamakura Kid's national animal is the Reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.
Kamakura Kid is ranked 6,781st in the world and 486th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 190.79 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, Kamakura Kidians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, supervisors in Kamakura Kid commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.