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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,423rdLargest Black Market: 2,569thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,715th
The Karma of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Four Candles or Fork Handles?
Kamakasi Kid
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kamakura Kid

Population11.775 billion

CapitalKamakasi
LeaderKamakasi Kid
FaithVioletism

CurrencyYen
AnimalReindeer

The Karma of Kamakura Kid is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kamakasi Kid with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.775 billion Kamakura Kidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamakasi. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kamakura Kidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,906 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamakura Kid's national animal is the Reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Kamakura Kid is ranked 6,781st in the world and 486th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 190.79 kickbacks per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,423rdLargest Black Market: 2,569thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,715thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,143rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,781stMost Efficient Economies: 7,432ndMost Patriotic: 7,807thHighest Average Incomes: 9,007thHighest Economic Output: 9,510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,255thMost Devout: 11,973rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,577thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,219thLargest Governments: 14,088thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,569thLowest Crime Rates: 23,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,602nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 134th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 461st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 486th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 505th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 521st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 523rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 579th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 681st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 682nd in the regionMost Devout: 686th in the regionLargest Governments: 794th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 809th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 813th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,001st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,039th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, Kamakura Kidians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, supervisors in Kamakura Kid commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamakura Kid, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.

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