The Dominion of Kaqillia is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.281 billion Kaqillians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The powerhouse Kaqillian economy, worth 651 trillion Køłs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,442 Køłs, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "government funding" steroid is all the rage, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaqillia's national animal is the Arinday, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaqillia is ranked 288,095^th in the world and 16^th in The Realm of Varangia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.