The Incorporated States of Kashmanya is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.955 billion Kashmanyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kashmanyan economy, worth 142 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,960 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashmanya's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kashmanya is ranked 149,174^th in the world and 32^nd in Corvinia Refounded for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 408.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.