The Sublime and Sovereign Empire of Kaztania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Stolas I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.829 billion Kaztanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaztanian economy, worth 213 trillion Kaztanian Lvanches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 75,549 Kaztanian Lvanches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Kaztanian weed picker are way up, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Emperor Stolas I's hair, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kaztania's national animal is the Kaztanian Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kaztania is ranked 99,092^nd in the world and 8^th in New Lacia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 910.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.