The Constitutional Monarchy of Kebeed is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Theodore Kessler with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 880 million Kebedis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perseverance City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kebic economy, worth 89.5 trillion Koals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,678 Koals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kebeed's national animal is the Pheonix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kebeed is ranked 18,386^th in the world and 4^th in Norrsken for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,516.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.