The Constitutional Monarchy of Norfoundland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 235 million Norfoundlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Norfoundlandian economy, worth 8.86 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,688 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norfoundland's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norfoundland is ranked 126,817^th in the world and 43^rd in Norrsken for Highest Drug Use, scoring 128.89 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.