Population | 3.978 billion |
Capital | nieMasia |
Currency | Sol |
Animal | Nebula |
The Federation of Keowee is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.978 billion Keos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nieMasia. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Keoweean economy, worth 398 trillion Sols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,240 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown. Keowee's national animal is the Nebula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Keowee is ranked 99,086th in the world and 2,506th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.98 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Keowee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
- : Keowee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Keowee's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Keowee, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.