The Kingdom of Kikia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kiki with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.222 billion Kikians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiki City. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The all-consuming Kikian economy, worth 272 trillion Catcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,609 Catcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kikia's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cat-holicism.

Kikia is ranked 53,389^th in the world and 484^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,880.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.