The State of Kingstown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.764 billion Kingstownians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with International Aid, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The strong Kingstownian economy, worth 921 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 40,482 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Kingstown has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kingstown's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingstown is ranked 174,044^th in the world and 1^st in Saint Vincent for Most Primitive, scoring -67.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.