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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,048thFattest Citizens: 4,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,403rd
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Kinkmanah

Population6.564 billion

CapitalBDSMsgraad
LeaderLotso
FaithCult of Pleasure

Currencydollar
Animalturtle

The Free Land of Kinkmanah is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lotso with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.564 billion Kinksters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BDSMsgraad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The all-consuming Kinkster economy, worth 754 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,982 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,922 per year while the poor average 14,682, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, graffiti graces every city's streets, and on-duty Air Kinkmanah flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinkmanah's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Pleasure.

Kinkmanah is ranked 25,018th in the world and 2nd in The Crimson Confederacy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,575.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,048thFattest Citizens: 4,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,403rdMost Avoided: 5,417thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,363rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,960thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,677thLargest Retail Industry: 12,027thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,034thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,685thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 18,234thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,630thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,634thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,018thLargest Black Market: 25,810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,894th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

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