The Dominion of Kirk Ram and Scott is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 513 million Kirk Ram and Scottians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Kirk Ram and Scottian economy, worth 32.4 trillion billing hours a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,060 billing hours, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,916 per year while the poor average 5,458, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kirk Ram and Scott's national animal is the lawsuit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kirk Ram and Scott is ranked 302,134^th in the world and 55^th in Scandinavian Liberal Paradise for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.