The Republic of Kispaming is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sapagan with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.064 billion Kispamingians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth a remarkable 2,741 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,489 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kispamingian language, and rumor has it that Sapagan has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Kispaming is ranked 3,153^rd in the world and 62^nd in the Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 302,489.92 Standard Monetary Units.