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Highest Crime Rates: 1,370thMost Avoided: 3,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,972nd
The Founder of
Moralistic Democracy
Founder of Zambia
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Kitwe

Population25.458 billion

CapitalKitwe
LeaderLeader

Currencycash
Animalbeast

The Founder of Kitwe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.458 billion Kitweans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitwe. The average income tax rate is 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitwean economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion cashes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,924 cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kitwe's national animal is the beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitwe is ranked 234,529th in the world and 7,088th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.18329766268 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,370thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,972ndNudest: 5,754thLargest Populations: 7,487thMost Cultured: 8,216thLargest Black Market: 8,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,059thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 20,877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,878thHighest Food Quality: 21,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,997thMost Developed: 25,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,186th
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Highest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 261st in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionLargest Populations: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 454th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 701st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 745th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 941st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kitwe's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kitwe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Kitwe's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kitwe's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kitwe was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kitwe ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Kitwe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Kitwe's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kitwe's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Kitwe was refounded in Lazarus.

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