The Federal Republic of Klothia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 556 million Klothians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klothia City. The average income tax rate is 53.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Klothian economy, worth 63.1 trillion Klothian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,565 Klothian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, euthanasia is legal, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klothia's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Klothia is ranked 19,037^th in the world and 269^th in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.18 percentage of bribes refused.