The United States of Kobytred is a small, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 45 million Kobytredians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The very strong Kobytredian economy, worth 3.78 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 83,945 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Democratic debates have been removed from the government, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kobytred's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kobytred is ranked 51,122^nd in the world and 192^nd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,602.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.