The Filipino Inquisition of Koninties is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.496 billion Konintiesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The thriving Konintiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,470 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,587 per year while the poor average 12,538, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koninties's national animal is the falcon.

Koninties is ranked 123,098^th in the world and 29^th in Philippines for Highest Average Incomes, with 61,470.87 Standard Monetary Units.