The Poop Knife of Kramins is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Hermzy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.309 billion Dookybutts enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splatter. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kraminsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion Sharts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,778 Sharts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Kramins's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kramins is ranked 52,962^nd in the world and 2,600^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,529.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.