The Eternal Eidolon of the North of Pallaith is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lavender Frown with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.279 billion wraiths are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pallaithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,246 trillion Discontinued Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 122,916 Discontinued Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallaith's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Pallaith is ranked 10,188^th in the world and 472^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.