The Eternal Eidolon of the North of Pallaith is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lavender Frown with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.469 billion wraiths are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pallaithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,458 trillion Discontinued Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 126,256 Discontinued Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, sex-ed is child's play, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallaith's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Pallaith is ranked 98,198^th in the world and 1,743^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 9.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.