The Valinforter Proconsulate of Kriegsreich of Iron is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zonatan Barak with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.962 billion Valinforters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Valinfort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valinforter economy, worth 547 trillion Ankhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 184,981 Ankhs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,252,554 per year while the poor average 10,061, a ratio of 124 to 1.

The nation is under martial law, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriegsreich of Iron's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Valinforter Economic Forum.

Kriegsreich of Iron is ranked 59,690^th in the world and 15^th in New Coalition of Nations for Most Developed, scoring 74.49 on the Human Development Index.