The Republic of Kristanya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.879 billion Kristanyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paisley. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kristanyan economy, worth 104 trillion Pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,675 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristanya's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kristanya is ranked 23,889^th in the world and 764^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,417.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.