The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.475 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 9,946 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 538,373 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Krusavich are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 208^th in the world and 4^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 204.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.