The Theocracy of Krystyna is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.804 billion Krystynans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Krystynan economy, worth 136 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 48,426 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krystyna's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Krystyna is ranked 109,844^th in the world and 3^rd in Baldest for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.