| Population | 13.736 billion |
| Capital | Vietnamia |
| Leader | Rashid |
| Faith | Rashidism |
| Currency | guilder |
| Animal | fox |
The Protectorate of Kublee Khan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Rashid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.736 billion Kublee Khanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vietnamia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Kublee Khanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,676 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
The free market's hand is quite visible, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kublee Khan's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rashidism.
Kublee Khan is ranked 71,811th in the world and 1st in Pantherine for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,419.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kublee Khan, the country is preparing for war.
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Kublee Khan, the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh.
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Kublee Khan, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
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Kublee Khan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Kublee Khan, the free market's hand is quite visible.
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Kublee Khan, foreign envoys that want to visit Kublee Khan now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
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Kublee Khan, nothing in life is promised except death and government support.
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Kublee Khan, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
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Kublee Khan, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
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Kublee Khan, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.









































