The Sultanate of KVon is a very large, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 341 million KVonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong KVonian economy, worth 22.6 trillion Vonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,204 Vonians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

One man's trash is another company's tax break, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KVon's national animal is the capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

KVon is ranked 127,837^th in the world and 80^th in Benigtopia for Smartest Citizens, with 32.76 quips per hour.