The Littoral Republic of Kylixa is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 28.836 billion Kylixans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kylixan economy, worth 517 trillion brass saars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 17,932 brass saars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Coscivian Orthodoxy has been named as Kylixa's national religion, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown. Kylixa's national animal is the seahorse and its national religion is Coscivian Orthodoxy.

Kylixa is ranked 108,554^th in the world and 6^th in Auretania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 780.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.