The Walrus Hunting Peoples of Kyo cards 16 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.314 billion Kyorgians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kyorgian economy, worth 773 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,833 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyo cards 16's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyo cards 16 is ranked 74,495^th in the world and 7^th in Rejected Cards for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,348.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.