The Muh of Kyrindor Puppet is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 4.522 billion Kyrindorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soweydonzan. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The powerhouse Kyrindite economy, worth 304 trillion Hythindeals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,340 Hythindeals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sick Kyrindorians are hair today and gone tomorrow, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, radiation is a hot topic, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrindor Puppet's national animal is the Atlas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyrindor Puppet is ranked 11,873^rd in the world and 3^rd in MJT for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,173.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.