The Armed Republic of Kyztoska is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Military Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.885 billion Kyztoskans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasta. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kyztoskan economy, worth 104 trillion Kienas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,463 Kienas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyztoska's national animal is the Bear.

Kyztoska is ranked 75,292^nd in the world and 13^th in Warzone Asia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,114.26 Standard Monetary Units.