The Still Very Bored Nation of La Salaodor is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Darci Carmo with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.962 billion La Salaodorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lima. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Salaodorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion Salas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 131,819 Salas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most recent election was a close race between Darci Carmo and Darci Carmo, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by La Salaodor, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Salaodor's national animal is the vicuña, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inti.

La Salaodor is ranked 7,036^th in the world and 58^th in NationStates for Nicest Citizens, with 38.34 average smiles per day.