The Wasted Votes of CSB PM Union is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Poncho Man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and cultivated feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 9.097 billion CSB PM Unionians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative Block D1. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient CSB PM Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 4,560 trillion Rusted Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 501,365 Rusted Gold Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,294,829 per year while the poor average 29,765, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, supervisors in CSB PM Union commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, and the newest season of Landlord Cops was filmed in front of a live audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CSB PM Union's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

CSB PM Union is ranked 310,960^th in the world and 352^nd in NationStates for Least Corrupt Governments, with 2.42 percentage of bribes refused.